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Life Forms by Dan Silver

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• Alabama State Politics
  • Governor Guy Hunt
  • Governor Fob James
  • Governor Siegelman
  • More State Politics
• The Beachmouse
• The 'Bored-of-Education'
• Presidents and Related Characters
  • Reagan
  • Bush
  • Clinton
  • Other Guys
• Click and Drag, the Computer Guys, and Other Computer Stuff.
• Other Stuff

• Alabama State Politics

  • Governor Guy Hunt
    • It's Taken Alabama More Than 100 Years to Elect a Republican Governor... (1993)
    • Why Does My Client Deserve a Pardon? (May 27, 1997)
    • I Admire Your Convictions, Mr. Hunt! (Apr 14, 1998)
    • I'm Sorry I Used Campaign Funds To Buy a Cow! (Sep 8, 1998)
  • Governor Fob James
    • I'm Gonna Turn This State Around (1995)
    • Explain Evolution to Me Again (1995)
    • Is Your Mom Still Up in the Tree? (1996)
    • You Have Reached the Fob James University (1996)
    • This Gun Rep'sents My Administration (1996)
    • Squire Duck! Hast Thou Seen Any Junior Colleges Go Hither? (Feb 4, 1997)
    • Master Fob's Puppy Feeleth Poorly! (Feb 18, 1997)
    • A Scholar Approacheth! With a Battering Ram!? (Mar 4, 1997)
    • Thanks for Calling the Fob James University! (Jun 10, 1997)
    • I Sure Enjoyed My Trade Mission to Israel! (Nov 11, 1997)
    • Bobbi Was Sure We Landed in Tel Aviv! (Nov 25, 1997)
    • Dollars for Scholars! Ducats for Deans! (Jan 27, 1998)
    • When I Said This Bill Ain't Worth The Damn Paper It's Written On... (May 12, 1998)
    • Gov'nor James Is Right! That School Needs a Moment of Sirens! (May 26, 1998)
    • Education Lottery? You Mean the Winner Goes To College? (Nov 17, 1998)
  • Governor Siegelman
    • It's Time For Governor Siegelman's Plan B, The Alabama Education Raffle! (Mar 16, 1999)
    • There is NO Plan B! (Oct 19, 1999)
  • More State Politics
    • By Your Unanimous Consent We Are Now King Steve! (Mar 30, 1999)
    • The Preacher Says a Lottery Is Sinful! (Oct 5, 1999)
    • Cool! A Massage Chair! This One's Endorsed by the Governor of Alabama! (Feb 8, 2000)
  
  

• The Beachmouse

  • The Beachmouse Doesn't Have E-Mail?! (1996)
  • Everyone is Cloning These Days. (Mar 25, 1997)
  • Beachmouse Will Receive an Honorary Degree (May 13, 1997)
  • Taxes?! You Mean I'm Being Audited? (Mar 31, 1998)
  • Thanks for Letting Me Join Your Hedge Fund, Mr. Weasel! (Oct 20, 1998)
  • Think of All the Pointless Conversations You Can Have for Just 5 Cents a Second with My New Long Distance Plan. (Sep 14, 1999)
  • I Quit Real Estate and Joined a Republican Think tank! (Sep 5, 2000)
  • If You Want to Be a Conductor You Gotta Practice, Beachmouse! (Mar 27, 2001) (1996)
  
  

• The 'Bored-of-Education'

  • Once Upon a Time There Was a Golf Course Community Called Elibom (1985)
  • The Immobile County Bored-of-Education Wrestles With Budget Deficits (1985)
  • Elibom's Public Schools Are Destitute (1985)
  • Hey! Goin' to the Big Book-Burnin' an' Fish Fry? (1985)
  • No Clear Values! Too Many Objectionable Words! (1985)
  • We Have Lots of Dangerous Textbooks to Censor Today, So Let's Start the Meeting. (1985)
  • Once Upon a Time, There Was Music in the Public Schools of Elibom (1987)
  • The New Superintendent Says We Need More Discipline (1987)
  • A Mysterious Package for Elibom's Bored-of-Education (1990)
  • The Immobile County Bored-of-Education Reflects... (1993)
  • The Immobile County Bored-of-Education Carefully Selects the New Superintendent... (1993)
  • Elibom's Bored-of-Education Meets 1040EZ--Extraterrestrial Robot, Vacuum Cleaner and Candidate for Superintendent (1993)
  • The Immobile Bored-of-Education Has Picked a New Superintendent. The Public Is Unimpressed (1993)
  • I Guess School's Out! (1993)
  • The Immobile County Bored-of-Education Balances the Budget (1996)
  • It's the Industrial Depravity Board School Fundraiser! (Mar 28, 2000)
  
  

• Presidents and Related Characters

  • Reagan
    • The Force Is Strong With You, Ron Flycatcher. (1988)
    • The Extraterrestrial 1040EZ Seeks Rocket Fuel and the Democratic Party's Nomination... (1988)
  • Bush
    • Hey Fellas! It's Great To Be Here In Saudi Arabia. (1990)
    • This Is Your New Energy Policy? (1991)
    • People Think You Don't Care About The Economy George. (1991)
    • You Mean, I Just Press These Buttons And Talk Into Here? (1992)
  • Clinton
    • How Do You Think This Color Will Look? (1993)
    • I'll Tell Him to Shred All Tapes and Erase All Documents. Right, Dick? (1994) (Dec 3, 1996)
    • Without a Doubt, Hillary Clinton Is Probably the Most Likely Suspect (1996)
    • I Don't Get It! Clinton Smokes Pot and He Gets Re-Elected! (Jan 7, 1997)
    • I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman! (Feb 10, 1998)
    • How Could a Big Mac Leave That Kinda Stain? (Aug 25, 1998)
    • I'm Sorry I Had Sex With...Um...All Those Women! (Sep 8, 1998)
    • Newt Spent the Last Two Days Watching Clinton's Video (Sep 22, 1998)
    • I Haven't Heard Those Fools in Congress Since My Satellite Dish Blew Away! (Oct 6, 1998)
    • On January First Every Appliance in the World Will Think Its 1900 (Jan 19, 1999)
  • Other Guys
    • Save Yer Job, Folks! Save Yer Job! (1993)
    • I'm Back Folks! I'll Be Yer President If You Want Me To! (1996)
    • Gosh, Newt! $300,000 Is an Awful Big Fine! (Jan 21, 1997)
    • Nobody Stops Jesse Helms! (Sep 23, 1997)
    • Al Gore Wants Us to Show You This Really Cool Internet Filter! (Dec 9, 1997)
    • Let's Play the G.O.P. Game! (Guess Our Problem) (Nov 17, 1998)
    • George W. Bush Has a Statement to Clarify the Statement He Made 2 Hours Ago. (Aug 31, 1999)
    • You Got Your Daddy's Looks George W! (Feb 22, 2000)
  
  

• Click and Drag, the Computer Guys, and Other Computer Stuff.

  • I'm Click! I'm Drag! We're the Computer Guys! (Oct 7, 1997)
  • Come Quick! The New Laser Printer Fell on Click! (Oct 28, 1997)
  • Let's Go to the Future! Let's Go to Gatesland! (Apr 28, 1998)
  • The Feds Got Bill! (Dec 1, 1998)
  • On January First Every Appliance in the World Will Think Its 1900 (Jan 19, 1999)
  • What Happened? Did I Solve the Y2K Problem? (Feb 2, 1999)
  • I Gotta Call Tech Support 'Cause It's 1899. (Feb 23, 1999)
  • Hey, Click! You Had Mail! (Apr 13, 1999)
  • We're Here to Make Your Computer Y2K Complacent. (Nov 2, 1999)
  • Good Old Bill Never Threatened Us, Your Honor! (Nov 16, 1999)
  • Hey Click! Lookit the Cool Stuff I Got from ONEWORLDSOAP.COM (Jan 25, 2000)
  • I Got It on EBAY! Cool! A Massage Chair! (Feb 8, 2000)
  • Hey, Click! Check This Out! Internet Weddings! (Mar 14, 2000)
  • It's a Body Fat Analyzer! I Got It from UselessJunk.com! (Apr 25, 2000)
  
  

• Other Stuff

  • I Never Wanted This Stupid War...I Was Going To Pull Out of Kuwait... (1991)
  • The Hittites Say We're Illiterate, Pass It Down. (1992)
  • If You Wish to Sell Your Telephones in My Country, Duck-San, You Must Observe Our Traditions. (1994)
  • You Don't Need No AR-15 Assault Rifle for Huntin'. (1994)
  • We Shouldn't Have Said Federal Agents Are Jackbooted Thugs. (1995)
  • Your Man Still Yellin' About Conspiracies in Washington? (1995)
  • Thank Congress for the Defense of Marriage Act... (1996) (Nov 14, 2000)
  • It's the Sacred Day of Zatarain! They're Coming for Me! (Apr 8, 1997)
  • So, What Are You Saying? $300 Billion Gets Us Clear? (Apr 22, 1997)
  • We Lent 10 Zillion Yen to the South Koreans. (Jan 13, 1998)
  • What Did You Get for the Book Burning, Mary-Sue? (Mar 3, 1998)
  • In a Bipartisan Spirit NASA Decided to Launch a Conservative Republican! (Nov 3, 1998)
  • Why Do You have to Embarass Me Every Time We Look at Art? (May 4, 1999)
  • I'm Worried About Our Genetically Altered Crops! (Dec 1, 1999)
  • DRAT! It's January First and All My Major Appliances Work! (Jan 11, 2000)
  • How Many Live at This Address? (Apr 11, 2000)
  • My Husband's Guide Book Says This Odor Is Chlorine, but I Say It's Carbon Disulfide. (1994) (Oct 17, 2000)